Guys, this isn’t funny, ok?

•June 10, 2007 • 2 Comments

While looking for that blasted Blaster, 5246 says he found this stuck on the wall in the Level 3 Canteen area washrooms:

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Missing Blaster

•June 9, 2007 • 2 Comments

Just bumped into 5251 in the Level 7 Surveillance room – he’s upset because he’s misplaced his blaster.

“Hey 5251, how’s it going? Seen anything suspicious lately?”

“..have you seen Sharla?”

Sharla?”

“My Blaster. I can’t seem to find her anywhere..”

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Cape malfunction

•June 8, 2007 • 1 Comment

I just saw Lord Vader get his cape stuck in the door to the turbolift. Boy, was he not amused. He came striding out of the lift and then suddenly, next thing I know, he’s flailing around like a Bothan Well-Spider.

I would’ve paid any amount of Republic Credits to see the look on his face!

(Well, I’d pay any amount just to see his face at all, since…you know. What’s with that anyway? I heard he got burned pretty bad…maybe it’s really bad acne. Yeah, that’s probably it.)

Alpha Transmission

•June 8, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Ok guys, as you know we received the directive from above to stop using the comlink unless it’s about ‘important matters’ (I don’t see what the big deal is, we’ve got the Rebels running scared anyway – and surely that time when 1457 got his helmet stuck in the exhaust port was pretty serious? I mean, how exactly were we supposed to take off with his big head rammed up the rear of the shuttle?), so I decided to switch to this alternative method to let you all know what’s up. Just a quick reminder for now: tomorrow is 7063′s birthday. And 7064′s. And 7065′s. And..well, what the hey, the whole 7000 division. Those clones…they think they’re so much better than us.

 
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